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Four Nicknames You’ll Never Hear Chris Berman Say on Baseball Tonight

1)  Darryl “I’m Not Really Using Coke if I Sniff It Through A” Strawberry

2)  Bobby Bo-“I Blame All My Problems This Year Not on My Attitude, Just My Hurt”-nilla

3)  Albert “I’ll Decide If I Want to Run Out an Out Without Crap From My Manager, Who if He Pulls Me Again I’ll Ring His” Belle

4)  “I Can Barely” Chuck “This Ball” Knoblauch

--Steve Reynolds